The Miraculous Adventures  of George and Oscar

ADVENTURE 1:

Salvea A-13

Oscar, staring into the ceiling as everything in his home is spinning continuously as he lays down on his bed. Everything slowly starts to fade away as he shuts his eyes. “Oscar, quick w-wake up, we’re going on an adventure!” George yells. Oscar jumps up, “Jeez, George, can’t you knock next time, you can see things that you don’t want to see. “Ugh…” George says while slapping his face. “Come on, Oscar, we don’t have time for this.” George grabs his arm and pulls him into his flying submarine. 

George is a mad genius with mastermind inventions with evil intentions to rule the universe. Oscar, on the other hand, is George’s sidekick, also known as his grandson. George is well known everywhere, from here on Earth, to down at Planet Ultron 68B. 

“Where are we going, George?” Oscar asks with a tone. “We’re going to the only planet that has the special crystals for my invention,” says George. “The planet we are going to is called Savelea A-12. And I’d be careful there, the people take big pride in their crystals, so we have to get it and get out. We don’t have time for any diddly dallying, you got me?” “Yes, I understand, sir,” Oscar says with shame.

They landed the ship on the planet and started looking for the crystal. “Okay  Oscar, the crystal is purple and shines bright. It comes in multiple patches, like a garden, but with crystals.” Oscar looks at George and says, “Let’s split up and go look for the crystals ourselves,” says Oscar. “That’s not such a good idea,” George says. “What if one of us gets hurt?” “Well G-” “Shh-!” George interrupted. “I can hear people,” he whispers. “Here, put on this telekinesis device so we can talk through our thoughts.” Oscar and Geroge both put on the device and start talking through their thoughts. “Oscar, what the hell!” said George quietly out loud. “Wh-what?” Oscar asks nervously. “I don’t think it was a good idea to put this on, I don’t think I wanna hear your thoughts anymore.” George takes off both his and Oscar’s device and puts it back into his lab coat.

“The talking is getting louder,” Oscar exclaims with fear. “Okay, here is the plan, I will have a clone of you and have that we can use as bait as we go towards the back and take some samples of the crystals,” George says as he starts to get the cloning device. “I am going to need a sample of your hair.” George pulls Oscar’s hair and puts it into a tube of a blue substance. “Ouch!” says Oscar. “Give me a countdown next time so I can get prepared. “Stop being such a wuss,” George replies.

George finished making the clone of Oscar and made sure it fully functions. “There is a button on the back, click it for me to turn it on test mode,” George demands. Oscar looks at the back and sees that there are 3 different buttons. “Which one, George, there are 3 of them?” “Goddamn it, Oscar, you’re really stupid, aren’t you? It’s the one that says test.  Move out of my way.” George clicks the button and an identical version of Oscar pops in thin air. “Hi, I’m Oscar.” the clone says. “How can I assist today?” “Quick, we need you to distract those guards over there while the real Oscar and I grab the crystals for my experiment,” George whispers. “You got it!” The clone responds.

The Clone heads towards the guards while Oscar and George are waiting behind a big wall to make sure they have no witnesses as they bolt toward the crystals. “Okay,” George says. “Let's go, hurry!” George sprints towards the crystals while Oscar is not paying attention, watching the clone heading to the guards. “Psst, Oscar! Come on, what the hell are you doing?” George whispers. Oscar jumps, “S-sorry George, I zoned out.” Oscar crawls to George. “I can see some crystals over there!” Oscar says as he points to a pile of crystals. “Yes, Oscar, those are crystals, but not the ones I need. I already told you they were purple, not blue.” “Look, over there.” Says George. Those are the crystals we are here for. I’ll go get some, stay right there, I’ll be quick.” Oscar glances at George and nods. Oscar impatiently waits for George to come back with crystals. “Come on George, what’s taking you so long?” he whispers to himself. 

Oscar gazes towards the direction of the cloned version of himself and notices that it is on the ground. They have taken him out. Panicking, Oscar tries to head towards the direction that George has gone to find him and tell him the news. Oscar looks to his left and notices multiple massive sections of the crystals George was talking about. After more searching, George was spotted at the very back of all the crystals, picking up his bag like he was ready to leave. “George!” Oscar hissed. George looks up and notices that Oscar is running towards him. “Oscar what the hell?” George said to himself. “Don’t move another inch, there are landmines scattered around this whole place. One wrong move and you’re done for.” Oscar stopped. “You’re lucky you didn’t step on one yet,” George added. “I’m going to need you to stay there while I get my bomb detector device.” George looks for the device in his coat and realizes that it isn’t there. “Uh, Oscar… we have a problem.” Oscar stares at George with terror. “I don’t have the device on me, I do have the cloning device still in case you, well- you know, blow up.” George looks down at the ground, trying to remember how Oscar got so far in the first place. “Here,” George says, “You stay there while I travel back to the time where these were placed and destroy them. Do not move. I set them here myself about 10 years ago, so this should be pretty easy.

George grabs his time machine portal gun and sets it to 10 years into the past. He jumps into the portal and finds his past self and an alien robot placing them from afar. “Wait!” George shouts. They both stare at George without a sound. The alien swiftly grabs a gun from his back pocket and starts to point it at him “Don’t shoot! I need you to tell me the exact points where the bombs are placed so I can save my grandson, Oscar.” “Who are you?” the alien asks. “I am your buddy, George, from the future, I need the coordinates of the bombs to save a life, please.” “Okay,” the alien says, “W, 24, E 19, S 13, N 22 if you walk straight from there, there will be no bombs.” George grabs a map of the planet and locates where he is. Then he draws a dot locating where they said it was safe. He grabs a piece of trash and throws it at the area; a bomb explodes. “Okay, you wanna play that game?” George whispers to himself. George grasps his ray gun and shoots the ground, trying to shoot some more bombs to blow them up. As he hits one, he runs back and places the portal to go back to his time.

As he goes back to his time, George tends to notice that Oscar isn’t there. “God damn it, Oscar. One fucking job and you can’t seem to do it.” “George!” George heard Oscar calling him from behind. He glances and to his dismay, 2 aliens are dragging him into a cage by his feet. “Those sons of bitches.” With his ray gun, he shoots both of the aliens, and Oscar bolts to George, telling him what happened. “I did what you said, but they found me,” Oscar says. A siren went off and in the distance, there was a sudden sound of yelling and stomping. “Quick, Oscar, we gotta get back to the submarine, and fast!” 

George and Oscar run back to the submarine and start to fly away. The aliens shoot them in the air and one manages to hit one of the wings. “Lord help me,” George says as an alarm goes off in the submarine telling them there is something wrong with it. The Submarine started to fall until it reached the end of the gravitational pole and started to fly off. “Hah, take that bitches” George says as he puts up his middle fingers to the planet from behind them. 

They drift off into space, only able to turn the wheel as they head towards Earth. “I see it, George, to your left,” Oscar says with excitement. “No shit, Oscar, I know the way we’re going.” George turns the wheel and they are about to arrive on Earth and collide with Earth’s atmosphere.

As they reach Earth's gravity, they start to fall very fast downwards, since they are not able to fly due to the wing's condition. The red alarm starts to beep again and George presses a small blue button and the alarm stops while we tend to go slower down. “What did you press?” Oscar questioned. “That my friend was the parachute button. I put it there in case of an occurrence like this. You should know what a parachute is. If you don’t, I wouldn’t be supr-” “I know what a goddamn parachute is, George.” Oscar interrupted furiously. “Jeez, chill, George, I was only joking around with you, no need to get so feisty up here,” George replied.

As they start to land, George realizes that they aren’t anywhere near their house. Oscar, I’m going to be adding a portal under the sub. to teleport us back home, I am going to need you to keep an eye on everything else for me, don’t fuck this up too.” “Okay, George,” Oscar says with irritation. 

George looks underneath the submarine and places a portal to teleport them back to their house. Once they arrive, there is a strange feeling about their house. They walk in and realize immediately that they’re in the wrong universe where every person is a cockroach instead of a human. 

George makes another portal to teleport them to the correct universe instead and finds out that he is out of batteries. “Oh shit, out of batteries,” George says as he hits the bottom of the device. “There has to be batteries in this universe, right? George and Oscar go to confront the cockroach version about their occurrence and ask for 3 AA batteries. The cockroach version of George looks at them, puzzled, and says, “What’s that?”

ADVENTURE 2:

Mr. President

George and Oscar finally return home and out of shape. George’s lab coat is all torn with many holes from the last adventure. Oscar on the other hand looks like he was in a mass murder. Blood stains all over his yellow shirt with his pants all torn up and covered in dirt. “Good thing you remember how to make batteries, huh, George?” Oscar says. “Yeah, what don’t I know how to make? I’m a literal genius!”

George’s phone rang as soon as he approached the front door. He looked at his phone and realized that it was the president. “Hold on, Oscar, I gotta take this. It’s the president.” George says. Oscar looks at him questioning him, but nods anyway. “Hello?” says George. “Aye, my man, George! How’s it going?” replied the President. “How did you get my number, and how is it already saved on my phone?” George asks suspiciously. There was silence. George starts to hang up until the president starts to speak again. “That doesn’t matter, we want to meet you,” the president says, “We’ve heard a lot about you!” George looks at Oscar as Oscar looks back. “Who’s we?” George asks. They hung up.

“What was all that about?” Oscar asks. “I don’t know,” George says, “But something’s not right. They both glance at each other and know exactly what each other is thinking. “Should we go see what the president wants?” Oscar asks. George glances at Oscar. “I don’t think that’s a good idea. How do we even know it’s the real president, Oscar?” “Well, I don’t know?” “You know what, fine. Let’s go to the ‘President’.” George said sarcastically. “On an adventure, we go,” George says.

George heads toward the garage where all his science machines and devices are and looks for his teleportation and telekinesis device. “What’s that device for, George?” Oscar asks. “Oh, this one? This is my handy telekinesis device,” George says, “In case the president is a robot, I can control its mind and make it do what I say.” Oscar looks at the device with amusement. “Can you control anyone with it, even the real president?” “Yes, Oscar, anyone.” George mocks.

George and Oscar get ready to go meet the so-called ‘president.’ In case it is an intruder, they will have some weapons to defend themselves with. “What if it’s the real president?” Oscar says. “Save your what-ifs for later. We got a job on our hands.” George replies. 

George heads towards the portal he created and waves towards Oscar telling him to come in. Oscar heads in and they teleport outside of the white house. It seems perfectly normal, not like an alien invasion or such. Maybe Oscar is right, maybe it is the actual president. 

They arrive outside of the president's door. Oscar puts his hand on the doorknob and slowly looks at George. George nods and Oscar slowly turns the knob to find a chair facing away from them. “I’ve been expecting you.” A voice says from behind the chair. It slowly turns and reveals that it is the president. He stands up and awkwardly walks towards them. “I think it is a robot,” Oscar whispers. “No kidding,” George replies, “Look at the way he walks.”

“Now that I got you guys here, I can ask for your assistance with my army. I told them that they can have you, George, as his leader to train them before the arrival.” The president says. George looks at Oscar. “What do you mean arrival?” George asks suspiciously. “So you see,” says the president, “I hired many people to serve in the war against robots and human society.” A George from a different universe broke into the room from the window behind and knocked down the president. To their surprise, it was indeed a robot.

“Hello, George C3-15, I am George A9-13 from planet Notrox. We were here because the president called us saying he has been held hostage by robots.” Oscar C3-15 pops up from behind him and pulls out a gun as if he were handing it to them. “What are you doing?” George asks. “This is a gun specifically for robots.” Oscar A9-13 says. “Think I haven’t already invented that?” George says. George A9-13 looks at his Oscar, “I don’t think they’re worth our time, we should go.” George A9-13 creates a portal and they teleport back to their realm. 

George looks out the window that they came from and notices that everywhere he looks, robots are taking over. “I think half of those people are robots in disguise.” Oscar says, “Just like the president was. You can tell by their walking. It’s so…” He stops and looks back. “Stiff.”

There was suddenly a noise coming from the roof. “This is not the adventure I planned,” George whispers. Just as he said that robots had broken the roof and started to jump down. George pulls out the robot gun and tosses it to Oscar. Oscar catches it and looks at George as he pulls out a blade and looks back at Oscar. “Let’s kick ass!” Oscar says. 

The two shoot robot after robot for several minutes. Ripping off their heads, breaking many mechanical parts. Until there was one left; the boss. The boss jumps down where the others came from and laughs. “Well, is it, George? How long has it been, 8 years?” The robot says. Oscar looks at rick. “You know this thing?” “Watch it!” the robot snaps. “I do,” George says, “We were sort of a thing for a little bit.” There was disgust in Oscar’s eyes. “What the fuck, dude?” Oscar yells. “Yeah, I kind of messed up,” George says ashamedly. “I also have something for you.” He looks at the robot as he grabs something from his lab coat. He slowly pulls something out revealing a gun and without hesitation, he shoots the robot. 

There was a bang from below. They see a carpet but it seems to be unevenly placed. George lightly kicked it and saw that it was covering something. They noticed that there was a hidden hatch under the carpet, and decided to open it up and see what was underneath making all that noise. 

They opened the door and to their discovery, it was a long tunnel down with a ladder. “Oscar, you go down there to make sure it’s safe.” Oscar frowns, “Why do I have to do it?” George looked at Oscar with the “wanna test me” face and Oscar looked down. He sighs and starts heading down. The ladder feels like it’s never ending. As soon as Oscar reached the bottom, he was shocked. There in front of him was the real president, but dead. But he wasn’t alone still, there was still noise coming from the shadowy corner. “Who’s there?” Oscar asks, “I demand you to show yourself now; I’m armed.” Suddenly, a robot bolts towards Oscar. He quickly pulls out his gun and shoots the robot right in the noggin. It fell slowly and as it hit the floor, it started to twitch. George comes down with a jetpack. “What was going on, and is that the real president?” “Yes.” replied Oscar. “Why the hell did you shoot the real president, Oscar!” George yells. Oscar looks at him mad, “It wasn’t me, he was already dead in here when I got here. The only thing I shot was that robot ove-” Oscar stops, as he was pointing to the robot he killed, he realized that it was gone. “W-where'd it go? There isn’t anywhere for it to even escape from? Just then, the robot came from the shadows and hit Oscar in the head, knocking him out cold.

ADVENTURE 3:

Oscar’s Call to Adventure

Oscar wakes up and looks around. He seems to be in George’s Lab room. “What happened?” Oscar asks while rubbing his eyes. “You were knocked out cold.” George replies. George is very focused while working on another project. “What are you doing?” Oscar questions. “This right here is my Infi-lifer-nator…” George stutters, “I’ll come up with a better name later. Its purpose is it goes into our bloodstream and makes us immortal!” George looks at Oscar, “It’ll need some testing though as well.” Oscar groans. “If you let me test it, we can go on any adventures you want, anywhere you want,” George smirks.

Oscar thinks of a place he would like to go. “If I survive the testing, can I go to the planet where the people wear their pants on their head?” George looks frustrated, “Out of every universe and every reality, you want to go to Planet Sonxueña?” Oscar nods without hesitation. George looks away and sighs. “Whatever.”

George grabs a needle and flicks it, “This may hurt a little.” he says. Oscar takes a deep breath and closes his eyes as George inserts the needle into his arm. Suddenly, the doorbell rang. Oscar jumps. “Okay, I’ll go get it,” George says, “But while I'm gone do not touch anything, don’t even get up to use the bathroom.” George gives him a stern look showing that he’s serious. “Okay.” Oscar says.

George heads towards the front door. He looks out the peephole and notices that it is his alien buddy, Lysandrix. He opens the door, “Hey buddy, how are ya?” Lysandrix smiles, “Hey, George, sorry for coming without reaching out.” “Yeah,” George says, “You could’ve given me a call. I’m working on a project right now.

Oscar, waiting impatiently as he rapidly taps his foot against the ground, humming. ‘What's taking him so long?’ He wonders. Oscar wants to get up and go check, but he respects his words. ‘Do not touch anything.’ George's words replay in Oscar’s mind. “I’ll just get up and keep the needle in tightly.” As he gets up, George can be heard from the other room coming closer. He seems to be talking to someone. He quickly sits back down, but instead knocks the chair over and falls down. The needle went in further than needed. George runs in and to his dismay, Oscar is out cold again. “Not again.” George says out loud. “What happened?” asked Lysandrix. George sighs. “I told him not to move, but there he is. The substance is for testing, and shouldn’t be overused. I don’t know what could happen.” Lysandrix’s eye widens. “As far as I know, he could turn into a dinosaur.”

After some time, Oscar wakes back up and realizes what happened. The needle was gone, but he was on the ground. Then, it dawned on him, he remembers what happened. “Oh no, Oh no.” He says. George walks in, “Oh, look who’s awake. Did sleeping beauty have a good slumber?” George teases. “I’m sorry, I didn’t touch anything.” Oscar exclaims. “I know, I saw what happened.” George claps and a TV comes down from the ceiling, showing what happened. “I just had to stretch my legs, George.” George looks at him, “You’re lucky, while you passed out, I was doing more tests on you and to my surprise, you are not just invincible, but you have super strength.” Oscar raises his arms and flexes, “I don’t seem like it.” George smiles, “Let’s have another test.”

There were many really heavy objects such as a boulder, a bed, and a sleeping elephant. Oscar looks shocked. “Our first thing is to try to lift up this humongous boulder.” George points and Oscar nervously walks up and lifts it up. He struggles for a bit, then, it’s up in the air. Oscar and George look at each other in amusement.

After all the objects were picked up, George finally said, “Sorry for all the testing, Oscar. Now we can go to Planet Sonxueña, just like you wanted.” Oscar shreeks, “Finally!” George walks towards the submarine and looks at Oscar before getting in, “Let’s go have some fun.” he says.

On the way there, George was drinking and flying. “Um, George.” Oscar says, “I don’t think it’s such a good idea to drink and fly. “Don’t be so silly, we’re in space, what are we going to h-” Suddenly, the whole submarine shook. “Did I hit a speed bump?” George asked. “George!” Oscar yells. George looked back, “Don’t worry we’ll be fine. Oscar panics, “No, you lost a thruster!” George’s eyes widened. “Holy shit, Oscar.” Error, missing piece detected. Initiating Launch Human sequence.  The alarm goes off and George runs in the back to grab their space suits. “Good thing I have a spare. It’s not a submarine, it is an ordinary UFO. I got it from aliens from Planet Zoltron.” He yells to Oscar from a distance. 

Oscar looks down and rubs the submarine, “I’m going to miss you, sub.” he says. “Hurry up, Oscar, the submarine will explode after the launch.”

George grabs the suits and tosses them to Oscar. Countdown until launch; 10… 9… 8… George heads towards the seats to be launched.  “Sorry, Oscar, no adventure today.” 3… 2… They get on the seats and wait. 1… There was a pause until they launched out.

ADVENTURE 4:

The Way Back Home

They have been in space for a little bit now. “I’m bored.” Oscar complains. “I know,” George says, “I am too.” George remembers about the UFO and the remote. “Wait, that’s it!” George shouts. Oscar looks at him. George looks in his lab coat for a remote that calls the UFO over. “Aha!” George yells. “What’d you find?” Oscar asks. “I remember that the UFO that I got has a remote that the UFO can track and when this button is pressed, it comes to us.” Oscar smiles.

Just then, there it was; the UFO looked shiny and new. George smiles, “Come on, Oscar, let’s go home, UFO, take us home.” There was silence. On it. It finally says. George sat back and relaxed while Oscar was looking at the Aliens things that were left behind. “Oh sick, look! It’s a raygun!” Oscar said cheerfully. George looks, “Yup, just be careful with it.” 

Oscar pretends to shoot as they fly back home. George fell asleep as Oscar was playing with it. You have reached your destination. George jumps out of fright and falls on the ground. George looks back up through the glass and notices that he isn’t on Earth. “Uh, Oscar, we have a problem. Oscar walks towards him and looks out, “Where are we?” he asks. “I don’t know.” he says, “I didn’t program it either to take us wherever I choose, so we’re stuck here for awhile.” Oscar sits down, “Better get myself comfortable.” Oscar looks at George, “Why can’t you use your portal gun?” George looks in the distance, “That’s the thing, it doesn’t work on this planet, and I still quite don’t know why.”

Oscar looks around to find a civilization and sees something from very far away. He gasps, “Over there, I see a town!” George looks, “Holy shit, yes, Oscar!” They both fly to the town. “Why can’t we just fly back in space?” Oscar asks. “What kind of question is that, space is so big, there is a huge possibility that we can get lost.” Oscar looks out the window, “We could have at least flown to find a town besides waiting there.” George rolls his eyes, “Yeah, whatever, Oscar.” he says.

They land the ship in an open area and walk to the town. “Hello?” George calls out. His voice echoes through the silence. “Guess no one’s here.” Oscar shrugs. Suddenly, an unfamiliar voice echoed back through the walls of a home, “Who’s there?” they said. There was silence. “The ship!” someone finally called out. Thousands of people run out of their hiding spots, “It’s the PSD!” Someone yells. Oscar laughs, “Who names their ship PTSD?” The aliens stare, “No, it’s the PSD, Preliminary Science Drone.” An alien replies, “It’s our highest tech in our driving.”

George sees an opportunity to be a royal king and smirks, “If I build you guys an advanced tech flying car like this, what would I get in return?” They all start talking to each other. It gradually started to get louder and louder until the noise was interrupted by the king yelling, “SILENCE!” Everyone looked as silence filled the air. “IF… you build us those as you said, we will grant you the king of our whole planet.” George grins wide, “This will only take a couple of months.” Everyone cheered. “Do you need my help?” Oscar asks. “Of course I will, you’re my assistant.” George replies as he pats his shoulder.

“The PSDs are ready.” George said. “Marvelous!” the king acknowledges. “Can I be king now?” George confronts. “So you thought you could replace me?” the king queried. Oscar walks in and notices the two arguing. “What’s going on?” he asks, concerned. George looks, “He’s a backstabber, he’s going to take all the PSDs to himself and not crown me like he said.” Oscar is furious, “You really let us do all this work for NOTHING?” Oscar yells at the king. Oscar grabs George’s gun from his belt and shoots his foot. “You wan’t to grant us now, King?” Oscar yells as the king falls onto the ground. George’s eyes widened in surprise, “What’s the matter with you, Oscar?” The king grins a little. “Why did you shoot him… without me?” The king gasps and attempts to crawl away. George aims towards his head, “Bye bye Mr. King.” Then he shoots his head. “Should’ve not even built these.” Oscar sighs.

After months of hard work, they didn’t want it to go to waste, so they still gave them their PSDs and confronted them about the death of their king, but not how he died. “As your new leader, I will decrown myself and crown one of you.” George says as he points to the crowd. George looks around and points at a certain alien from afar. “You, madam.” An alien stands up, “I’m a man.” the alien says. Oscar looks at the alien, “Not you,” he says, “The other one.” A woman stands up,  “Wait really?” she yells. “Of course!” George says. She walks up to them and George gives her the crown. “What’s your name?” Oscar asks her. “Sidra.” she replies. “Ladies and gentlemen,” George calls out, “Here is your new leader, Queen Sidra!” Everyone cheered. 

George and Oscar head back towards their UFO. “How are we going to find our way back home?” Oscar asks. “Don’t worry, while I was making those PSDs, I made a new chip that brings us to Earth instead.

ADVENTURE 5:

The Clone

“Thank god that we go that over with.” Oscar says as he brushes the back of his head. “Yeah, but the PSDs have a ticking bomb and will explode any minute now.” George says. Oscar’s jaw dropped, “What the hell, George? Those were innocent people!” George frowns, “We don’t know they were, I mean just look at the king; he was evil.” Oscar rolls his eyes and shrugs. “I’m going to my room.” Oscar announced. George ignores him and walks to his garage to work on a cloning device. 

After a span of a few minutes, the clone device was complete. “Ah, finally.” George says as he wipes his sweat from his head with a rag. Oscar walks in, “Oscar, just in time! I just finished my cloning device!” Oscar looks amazed, “Oh that’s cool!” he says excitedly. “I’m going to test it.” George says, “Look away, guess which one I am when I clone myself.” Oscar turns and George takes a piece of his hair and puts it into a tube. The machine goes loud and starts to shake. “George, what’s going on?” Oscar asks, scared. “Almost done!” Then a clone of himself opens the door from the machine and walks out. “Oscar, time to guess!” George and his clone start running in circles, getting Oscar very confused. “I can’t tell, '' he says. One of the clones knocked down one of the devices that George made, “Ah shit.” George said. 

The clone sees that both Oscar and George are focused on the device, so while they are distracted, he runs out the garage door screaming. They both look at each other, then back towards the clones direction, “Well crap.” Oscar whispers. 

The clone tries to impersonate George, but calls himself Greg. Greg runs to every house and knocks at the door and gives them a big surprise, a fist to the face. He was going from house to house causing so much trouble until he approached one house. He went to the foot step and knocked on the door three times. A tall, scary looking man opened the door and stared at him, then looked around seeing the mess around. “May I help you, sir?” the man says with a deep voice. Greg looks back and slowly walks away, “W-wrong house…” he stutters. Greg runs back to the house and notices that George left the garage open and unoccupied. Greg had an idea. 

He searches through all of George's belongings, looking for the clone device so he can clone himself. After a little bit of searching, he located it and turned it on, “Here goes nothing.” Suddenly, the floor started to shake and the machine seemed to be shaking as well, rapidly. Then, the door opened and what came with it was a mutated variant of him, “Oh yeah, I’m a clone.” he says to himself. The new clone was crawling on the floor, grunting loudly. Face looking all messed up, hair all funky and skin all gooey. “I shouldn’t have done that, cloning a clone comes with major consequences.” Greg says to himself.

George walks in with Oscar and stumbles upon both Greg and the clone he created. “What the hell?” Oscar jumps back and points, “What is that thing?” George looks at Oscar and slightly pushes him back from them. “What are you doing with my stuff?” he yells at Greg. “It’s technically mine too.” he says with a massive smirk on his face. “You’re just a clone of me, so you don’t own any of this, you didn’t even create any of it either.” George and Greg were arguing for several minutes. “Oscar…” George whispers, “Grab my ray gun from the hook on my belt in the back.” Oscar carefully lifts up his lab coat and grabs the gun and hands it to George secretly. George quickly pulls the gun and faces it towards Greg and he puts his hands up and immediately stops talking. “Not so tough now, aren’t ya?” George says as he circles Greg. Greg kicks George in the knee and flees for the UFO. George falls on the ground with his hands on his knee and pleads in pain, “Go get him, Oscar, RUN!”

Oscar chases Greg while George lays on the ground near the other clone Greg has created. “You look like shit.” George chuckles. Greg, already in the UFO fighting to not let Oscar in. “Let me in you clone son-of-a-bitch!” Oscar says as he pulls the door handle. Oscar had an idea, he shoots the car handle and he manages to prop it open, aiming the gun at his head, “Bye bye.” He says. Then, he pulls the trigger. Greg lays there motionless.

Oscar runs to George and attempts to lift him up. After failing, he goes to grab some ice for him to put on his knee, “No, just grab me my thing that heals wounds and stuff.” George says as he points to a place on his table, “It’s in the first drawer, looks like a syringe.” Oscar opens the drawer and finds it and tosses it to him. “You might not want to look.” George says as he stabs it into his knee. “I didn’t know you would use it like that!” Oscar looks at him disgusted. After George pulls it out and instantly, he is able to wiggle and move it around. Then he stands up and walks like nothing happened. George looks at Oscar, “Ta-dah!” he says as he points at his knee with passion. “Let’s get rid of the body.” Oscar says. They turn around and they notice that the clone isn’t there. “Ah shit.” George yells.

Oscar and George run out the garage, following the blood trail and notice it goes for miles. “Stay right here, I'll be right back.” George tells Oscar. Oscar waits patiently until George arrives again. He pulls out a gun from his coat and says, “This here can track his DNA and tell us his every location.” He looks at the device's data, “He is at the mall right now.” George grabs his portal gun from his coat. “How do you have so much stuff in your coat?” Oscar asks. George laughs, “I can store infinite stuff in here.” George makes a portal and they both jump in, teleporting them to the mall. “There he is!” Oscar yells as he points to the clone inside a store. “Quick, after that imposter!”

Oscar runs while George grabs his trap shooter-gun and aims it at him. Oscar is right behind him and attempts to jump and attack it. He landed on him and George shot the gun. It wasn’t the right gun, it was a blaster. He shot Oscar in the head, and the bullet shot through the ground, killing the clone with him. “What have I done!” George yells.